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Post by Atomosea on Feb 21, 2015 20:54:59 GMT
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Post by Wilgrove on Feb 23, 2015 2:52:46 GMT
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Post by Atomosea on Feb 23, 2015 2:57:34 GMT
" It looks so real!" "... Uh, are you feeling okay, Anastasia? Do I have something in my teeth?"
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Post by Wilgrove on Feb 23, 2015 3:16:24 GMT
" It looks so real!" "... Uh, are you feeling okay, Anastasia? Do I have something in my teeth?" This is truly inspired writing. Get the fuck out of here HP Lovecraft, goodbye Mark Twain, go back to being a drunk Ernest Hemingway! E. L. James is the new face of American literature! Wow...that's actually not that far from the truth, and that's kind of sad.
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Post by Atomosea on Feb 23, 2015 5:23:10 GMT
" It looks so real!" "... Uh, are you feeling okay, Anastasia? Do I have something in my teeth?" This is truly inspired writing. Get the fuck out of here HP Lovecraft, goodbye Mark Twain, go back to being a drunk Ernest Hemingway! E. L. James is the new face of American literature! Wow...that's actually not that far from the truth, and that's kind of sad. It just goes to show you: Never underestimate the power and potential of the "Horny Middle-Aged Spinsters and Naïve Twenty-Somethings" market.
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Post by Wilgrove on Feb 23, 2015 5:25:23 GMT
This is truly inspired writing. Get the fuck out of here HP Lovecraft, goodbye Mark Twain, go back to being a drunk Ernest Hemingway! E. L. James is the new face of American literature! Wow...that's actually not that far from the truth, and that's kind of sad. It just goes to show you: Never underestimate the power and potential of the "Horny Middle-Aged Spinsters and Naïve Twenty-Somethings" market. I wonder what I could get if I wrote a story about a buff young farmhand and his fetish for rope play and branding. I have been wanting to do some non-pony writings.
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Post by Atomosea on Feb 23, 2015 5:35:25 GMT
It just goes to show you: Never underestimate the power and potential of the "Horny Middle-Aged Spinsters and Naïve Twenty-Somethings" market. I wonder what I could get if I wrote a story about a buff young farmhand and his fetish for rope play and branding. I have been wanting to do some non-pony writings. Flip a coin for gay or straight and make sure it's something so lurid that it would never have seen the light of day in any respectable bookstore just a year or two ago; only describe anything in the most poetic, flowery, and sometimes blatantly incorrect language you and your thesaurus can muster; you'll make millions. Just try not to devote too much page length to describing just how horrifying and painful searing a man's flesh actually is. Describe the pain as intensely pleasurable instead of agonizing and ignore the voice in your head telling you how irresponsible and immoral the whole book is.
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Post by Wilgrove on Feb 23, 2015 5:38:23 GMT
I wonder what I could get if I wrote a story about a buff young farmhand and his fetish for rope play and branding. I have been wanting to do some non-pony writings. Flip a coin for gay or straight and make sure it's something so lurid that it would never have seen the light of day in any respectable bookstore just a year or two ago; only describe anything in the most poetic, flowery, and sometimes blatantly incorrect language you and your thesaurus can muster; you'll make millions. Just try not to devote too much page length to describing just how horrifying and painful searing a man's flesh actually is. Describe the pain as intensely pleasurable instead of agonizing and ignore the voice in your head telling you how irresponsible and immoral the whole book is. Well I'm sure the millions of dollars I'll be making is worth it when I sacrifice my soul and writing creativity on the altar of Capitalism, right? right!?
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Post by Ximea on Feb 23, 2015 13:07:47 GMT
Look at it this way - the people who destroy their genitals with branding irons should never reproduce anyway, so you're doing the species a service.
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Post by Wilgrove on Feb 23, 2015 15:35:11 GMT
Look at it this way - the people who destroy their genitals with branding irons should never reproduce anyway, so you're doing the species a service. Wilgrove: Saving mankind with one raunchy, romantic novel at a time. I guess if I make it big with "Hot Iron Love," get a couple of millions, I can live off of that and then work on stories that I really want to write.
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Post by Atomosea on Feb 23, 2015 15:53:59 GMT
Look at it this way - the people who destroy their genitals with branding irons should never reproduce anyway, so you're doing the species a service. Wilgrove: Saving mankind with one raunchy, romantic novel at a time. I guess if I make it big with "Hot Iron Love," get a couple of millions, I can live off of that and then work on stories that I really want to write. You wouldn't be the first writer to just spit out some little yarn off the top of your head to pay a few bills. Just look at Louisa May Alcott and that schlock Little Women.
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Post by Wilgrove on Feb 23, 2015 16:22:14 GMT
Wilgrove: Saving mankind with one raunchy, romantic novel at a time. I guess if I make it big with "Hot Iron Love," get a couple of millions, I can live off of that and then work on stories that I really want to write. You wouldn't be the first writer to just spit out some little yarn off the top of your head to pay a few bills. Just look at Louisa May Alcott and that schlock Little Women. Think I can pull off a Romeo & Juliet? Everyone goes on and on about how Romeo & Juliet is this great love story, but there's actually pretty good evidence that Shakespeare wrote the story as a satire on young/teen love.
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Post by Quandarm on Feb 23, 2015 17:25:59 GMT
Ever been in a a Dollar General? They've got book racks full of better love stories than 50 Shades of Fan-Fiction. Fellows, I guarantee you that I could write a better love story AND a better smut than 50 Shades. Also, semi related. This is an animations of a reading of a book that a member of Mindcrack wrote based around the 50 shades book. He's Swedish and his grammar isn't great so the dude doing the reading is reading the story as it's written. Enjoy
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Post by Wilgrove on Feb 23, 2015 17:28:52 GMT
I wouldn't mind writing a smut novel if I could have fun with it, maybe write a satire of the whole genre that stupid people won't get.
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Post by Atomosea on Feb 23, 2015 18:02:10 GMT
I wouldn't mind writing a smut novel if I could have fun with it, maybe write a satire of the whole genre that stupid people won't get. What if a Harlequin paperback became self-aware?
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